Okay, so, this boy, which is a old friend, got back in contact after like... FOREVER!
So, he wants to meet up on Sunday, and, he's got the nicest personality, I want judgement on the shallow bit!
I've already asked a load of people, cos I need to make this decision right! xD
HELP!
- I lay my hat in:oxfordshire, england
- I'm feeling rather:
confused - Oioi, I can hear:Smile - Lily Allen
- I lay my hat in:Oxfordshire, England
- I'm feeling rather:
indifferent - Oioi, I can hear:Thurston Harris - Little Bitty Pretty One.
Happy New Year F-List!
May your dreams and aspirations.... (And favourite footballers) Come to you in 2009! XD
So, here's a personal message for each of you... (and there isn't many of you, but you're all very special to me!)
aguardente - Anna, my darling, my angel <33 Keep being clinically insane darling, Because without you, my hormonal side would never be unleashed! I hope everything goes well in the new year! And I promise, me and Pauline ARE COMING TO SMOKE WITH YOU! XD
alor - I really hope everything goes to plan for you in 2009, good luck xx
arsenal4ever - Ahh mum! XDDD I hope you're holiday is going well, and I miss you so fucking much! I'mma buy you a Vincent Simone, because he's fucking amazing! Remember that, and I love you, so much, and I think to be honest - I couldn't have asked for a better madwoman than you to be my metaphorical mother!!!
bouncinggoat - I hope everything goes to plan for you, I'm not kidding you here XD - Have a lovely 2009!
dance_fairies- Ahh Emma, you legend! Bon Jovi FTWINZ! One day, we WILL kidnap Skrtel, and rule teh world XDDD Have a great new year hun, you deserve it!
el3anorrigby- Elynn, you are the person who inspired me to write Slash. You're amazing fics set a standard for me, and I never will be as good as you. You're a true writing legend and since we've grown apart, I've missed you a lot! I hope to hear more from you soon... and Have a lovely new year, you deserve it too!
goonergurl4 - I hope all your dreams and aspirations are achieved in 2009, if not, I'll help you!
paulii_oh_yesh - PAULINE!!! My mad son of a bitch. To me, you are my best friend, and I'm not kidding here, I fucking love you so much, and without you, i'd only be half of who I am today. I know you don't like me much because I smell (XD) But please, when I see you tomorrow, (WHICH I WILL!) I'm going to give you the biggest hug ever!!!! I love you Pauline, and never forget it.
rizzyr- You are possibly the happiest and bounciest person EVER! You seriously amaze me, even when life is being a total slag to you, you still have a go! And it amazes me, I hope everything you wish for comes to you hun, you deserve it a lot!
s3cr3tscanki11 - Well hun, we don't talk much, but I really hope you have a fantastic 2009, and I wish you the best of luck!
tessalonso - Well tess, LJ has been a total bastard to you of late, and I hope you feel better, so therefore I'll dedicate my next chapter of my Series to you. You're a legendary writer, and from what I've heard about you from Paulii, an amazing person. So happy new year hun, you deserve it!
trainmad - Ahh, you're mental XD I love your fics, they're so refreshing and classic at the same time, which is amazing! So thank you for being so amazing, and have a lovely new year!
vampireonearth - Oh Alex, you smelly Petr Cech loving Numptie :D:D:D:D Happy new year y'old softie xxxx
alor - I really hope everything goes to plan for you in 2009, good luck xx
arsenal4ever - Ahh mum! XDDD I hope you're holiday is going well, and I miss you so fucking much! I'mma buy you a Vincent Simone, because he's fucking amazing! Remember that, and I love you, so much, and I think to be honest - I couldn't have asked for a better madwoman than you to be my metaphorical mother!!!
bouncinggoat - I hope everything goes to plan for you, I'm not kidding you here XD - Have a lovely 2009!
dance_fairies- Ahh Emma, you legend! Bon Jovi FTWINZ! One day, we WILL kidnap Skrtel, and rule teh world XDDD Have a great new year hun, you deserve it!
el3anorrigby- Elynn, you are the person who inspired me to write Slash. You're amazing fics set a standard for me, and I never will be as good as you. You're a true writing legend and since we've grown apart, I've missed you a lot! I hope to hear more from you soon... and Have a lovely new year, you deserve it too!
goonergurl4 - I hope all your dreams and aspirations are achieved in 2009, if not, I'll help you!
paulii_oh_yesh - PAULINE!!! My mad son of a bitch. To me, you are my best friend, and I'm not kidding here, I fucking love you so much, and without you, i'd only be half of who I am today. I know you don't like me much because I smell (XD) But please, when I see you tomorrow, (WHICH I WILL!) I'm going to give you the biggest hug ever!!!! I love you Pauline, and never forget it.
rizzyr- You are possibly the happiest and bounciest person EVER! You seriously amaze me, even when life is being a total slag to you, you still have a go! And it amazes me, I hope everything you wish for comes to you hun, you deserve it a lot!
s3cr3tscanki11 - Well hun, we don't talk much, but I really hope you have a fantastic 2009, and I wish you the best of luck!
tessalonso - Well tess, LJ has been a total bastard to you of late, and I hope you feel better, so therefore I'll dedicate my next chapter of my Series to you. You're a legendary writer, and from what I've heard about you from Paulii, an amazing person. So happy new year hun, you deserve it!
trainmad - Ahh, you're mental XD I love your fics, they're so refreshing and classic at the same time, which is amazing! So thank you for being so amazing, and have a lovely new year!
vampireonearth - Oh Alex, you smelly Petr Cech loving Numptie :D:D:D:D Happy new year y'old softie xxxx
- I lay my hat in:Oxfordshire, England
- I'm feeling rather:
tipsy doo. - Oioi, I can hear:Goo Goo Dolls - Iris
Steven Gerrard has been arrested due to alleged assault in Southport at 2:30 am Last night.
WTF STEVIE?!?!?1?!?!!?!
- I'm feeling rather: confused
PLZZZZZ?!
- I lay my hat in:Oxfordshire, England
- I'm feeling rather:
thoughtful - Oioi, I can hear:Shut me up - MSI
Is She Out of her MIND?!
I'm gonna have to start practicing now. *headdesk*
That's if I get invited.
And If I do, ayam SCREWED!
- I lay my hat in:Oxfordshire, England
- I'm feeling rather:
scared - Oioi, I can hear:Hallelujah - Rufus Wainwright
Seriously, you guys pwn me totally! (Can you tell I'm a bit drunk? XD) And, even though I may not celebrate, I got a Mini laptop! (The same as Pascal's Pauline,depends atch.,.. WHAT COLOUR?!)
And it's fucking impossible to type with ¬.¬
Yet still! I hope you've had a savage day everyone <3 X 12340274625241739593,
- I lay my hat in:Oxfordshire, England
- I'm feeling rather: drunk
- Oioi, I can hear:My brother singing Where is the love?
 Dear Santa...Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Tuesday I donated bone marrow to ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} heartstealer13 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In March I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In May I pushed nevr_walk_alone in the mud (-17 points). Last Sunday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last month I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-402 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, |
LMFAO @ Spanking. Sounds about right! :D
- I'm feeling rather:
amused
Works party, and I'm wearing a dress.
ME.
Wearing a dress.
*sigh*
- I lay my hat in:Oxford, England
- I'm feeling rather: scared
- Oioi, I can hear:Strictly Come Dancing - TV.
--
So Carly, my boss tells me to rinse out a colour, wash and condition this woman with the biggest hair in history, and It takes me half an hour. Because one it's so fucking thick and two I had never rinsed out colour before.
Then she scowls at me from the reception desk and mouths 'Hurry the fuck up!'
It was just like GAH! cos I was nervous I was doing it wrong.
Then when I took the client back to Carly, she proper scowled and grabbed me out the back and was like :
"You didn't do it properly! Why can't you do ANYTHING?!"
... I swear to god, then I was gonna slap her.
But, her last client came in half an hour late, giving her only twenty minutes to do her hair.
And all the way through she's scowling at me, like she wants to kill me. And when her client leaves, half an hour past closing time, she growled at me ;
"I could Kill you Courtnii, I really could."
I mean WTF?! It's not like I asked to take ages, It's not like I asked her last client to be a inpunctual slag is it?!
GAH!
...
Then everyones depressed on MSN.
How FUCKING FAIL!
- I lay my hat in:Oxfordshire, England
- I'm feeling rather:
infuriated - Oioi, I can hear:All Time Love - Will Young
The Sims obsession is officially back.
Oh dear, what a complete fail.
Well, basically, I stayed off today because I couldn't be fucked, and then it came to me.
'Make Robin Van Persie and have lots of sex and babies.'
Thing is, if i can't have the real thing, the Sim version will have to do.
*Le Sigh*
Anyways, I best start writing. How fail.
- I lay my hat in:Oxford
- I'm feeling rather:
embarrassed - Oioi, I can hear:Shut Me Up - MSI
Anyone got any requests?
After reading the amazing "Private Studies" Series, I've revived my Mojo.
Ohai yes.
English Weather.
Catherine Mohammed.
Francess Foday.
Beth Drogba (Well, I call her Drogba...)
And The Rest.
Fucking Racists.
And in my opinion should be hung by the neck until dead.
Good Day.
*Takes hat off*
- I lay my hat in:Oxford
- Oioi, I can hear:Nothing, my motor on my Laptop running.
And I will aim to post everyday.
(Even though you guys wouldn't wanna hear my crap right?)
...
I lost my mojo, So shouting out to everyone:
Where the hell did I put my MOJO!?
Reward: Whatever one would like ;D Except Chicken. Gah.
<3
- I lay my hat in:Oxfordshire - England
- I'm feeling rather:
hopeful - Oioi, I can hear:Band Aid - Do They Know It's Christmas.
):
I feel so Loved-up and Sick it's beginning to get unbearable.
It's very unlike me to feel like this, all mushy and relaxed, So people need to take advantage of it.
- I lay my hat in:Oxford, England
- I'm feeling rather:
touched - Oioi, I can hear:Let there be love - Oasis
Shows you how unnerving firework night is for me.
I fail.
- I'm feeling rather:
gloomy
And Pauline... You're not fooling anyone. Skrtel is cutest.
xD
And... COME IN SCHOOL TOMORROW YOU SLAG.
Ly. x
And... Where the hell's Anna?! I miss her. D:
- Oioi, I can hear:Wuthering heights - Kate Bush
Eurgh, my mums going to kill me.
EPICFAIL.
Anyway, it was my first day back at School today, and everything was rather eventful...
First lesson, : English.
English is always fun for me, as it's one of my favourite lessons. Yet, what makes it even more worth while is that my teacher, Mr Boulter, is UBER HOT! Haha, me and Frances where having a chat, and he told us that school was no place of affection, and.. Well, I remember the coversation VERY vividly. *ahem*
Mr Boulter: *clears throat* Courtnii, can you stop cuddling Jade?
Courtnii: *grins* But sir, she's lovely!
Mr Boulter: *smirks* Courtnii, this is no place for affection!
Courtnii: *gasps* Oh my god, you Loveless Gargoyle!
Mr Boulter: *looks confused* W-what?
Courtnii: LOVELESS FIEND! *giggles*
And that's his new nickname. Fascinating eh?
Second Lesson; Science
.
Ms Neal is a bish. End Of.
Third Lesson: Maths.
Haha, I was listening to Numpi argue with Mr Palmer, our Christian teacher, and me, Emily and Ella started a campaign to have Mr Pye in our maths lesson! We want a slice of that PYE! XDDDDD Got it?
Fourth Lesson; Sport Studies.
EPIC FAILURE.
Fifth (And Last Lesson) ; Physical Education.
Haha, In last lesson, me and Ismah had a chat about the local Man-whore who looks likes Shrek. and Pauline SKRTEL'D IT!
I hope you feel better Pauline x
- I lay my hat in:Oxfordshire - England
- I'm feeling rather:
exhausted - Oioi, I can hear:The Knack - My Sharona
